My Arthole is open !

It's been a while, but quite some time ago I made the basic tactical error of not renewing my domain name and some annoying person registered it, parked it and that was that. I was offline. Fortunately a month or so ago a chance online search revealed it was once again available and so with valuable lessons learned I am once again putting it all back together.

The choice of name almost certainly came about from alcohol and friends. One of those pub conversations that leads to an exclamation of hey "that's a great idea". So we all know those pub ideas are invariably terrible but I'm going to stick with it regardless of how the name may sound and who it may offend. If that is you, well I'm not going to apologise. If however you've got this far I'd like to thank you for your adventurous nature and curiosity and I hope you like my work. The pieces on here are all collages created from newspapers. magazines, flyers, posters and other random collected (stolen) stuff. There's a lot, and I mean A LOT of reading, ripping, cutting, glueing, humour and swearing involved in the process. Did I mention mess ?, there's a lot of that too.

I'm starting out once more on all the social media sites so do please take the time to find me in the usual places, (there are links on these pages) follow me and see my latest works as and when they crawl to their varnished conclusion. This portrait stuff is slow work sometimes so don't be scared of signing up to my newsletter as I absolutely won't be bombarding you with annoying weekly guff. You won't get more than one or two mails a year as and when I have something interesting to tell you all.